{"title":"Eye Candy","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"means-no","title":"Means No","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(241, 9, 9);\"\u003eAll Sales Are Final\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"30\"\u003eNo, yeah, no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"32\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eLike… obviously no. But in a nice way. You know, like when someone asks and you’re like “yeah no” but they already knew it was a no? That kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"402\"\u003eThe hat says it how you would: a little soft, a little mixed, technically polite. It echoes until it’s clear—without ever actually being clear. The glitchy heart? Accurate. The looping phrases? That’s just conversation now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"595\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWear it when you’re dodging the invite but still wanna seem chill.\u003cbr data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"473\"\u003eWhen “no” is dressed up in “yeah” to make it go down easier.\u003cbr data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"536\"\u003eWhen your mouth says “maybe,” but your hat tells the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goorin Bros.","offers":[{"title":"MULTI COLOR \/ One Size","offer_id":46944721895476,"sku":"101-2253-MULTI-O\/S","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2532\/9670\/files\/101-2253-MULTI-F01.jpg?v=1757000910"},{"product_id":"means-agreed","title":"Means Agreed","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(241, 9, 9);\"\u003eAll Sales Are Final\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"37\"\u003eNo because yeah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"39\" data-end=\"265\"\u003eExactly. That’s the reason. No explanation needed. Or wanted. The logic checks out, even if it shouldn’t. You already know the answer, even if the words don’t line up. This is agreement in its most unhinged and beautiful form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"481\"\u003eA little “no,” a little “yeah,” a big ol’ “because” slicing through the middle like that makes it make sense. It’s confident. It’s casual. It’s possibly a debate tactic, but only if the debate happens in your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"654\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePut it on when you’re tired of explaining yourself.\u003cbr data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eWhen your answer is yes, but you want to say it in a more complicated way.\u003cbr data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"614\"\u003eWhen the vibes agree, and that’s enough.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goorin Bros.","offers":[{"title":"MULTI COLOR \/ One Size","offer_id":46944721928244,"sku":"101-2254-MULTI-O\/S","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2532\/9670\/files\/101-2254-MULTI-F01.jpg?v=1757000970"},{"product_id":"means-yes","title":"Means Yes","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(241, 9, 9);\"\u003eAll Sales Are Final\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"33\"\u003eYeah, no, yeah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"35\" data-end=\"242\"\u003eSo like—yes. But not like a \u003cem data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"69\"\u003ehard\u003c\/em\u003e yes. More like a “yeah, no, yeah” kind of yes. Which is still yes. You just have to listen to the tone, read the room, feel the vibe. It’s layered. Nuanced. Subtly chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"244\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eThis hat doesn’t shout. It circles. It scribbles. It underlines itself and then casually crosses it back out. That diagonal slash? That’s a thought in motion. The lips on the brim? They’ve got stories they’re not telling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"617\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWear it when yes means yes. Or when no kinda means yes, but you already knew that.\u003cbr data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"552\"\u003eIt’s not confusion. It’s communication. Just not the boring kind.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goorin Bros.","offers":[{"title":"MULTI COLOR \/ One Size","offer_id":46944721961012,"sku":"101-2246-MULTI-O\/S","price":32.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2532\/9670\/files\/101-2246-MULTI-F01.jpg?v=1757001006"},{"product_id":"means-understood","title":"Means Understood","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(241, 9, 9);\"\u003eAll Sales Are Final\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, for sure. I mean—not like for sure for sure. But yeah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s kinda like… you get it, right? Like, it’s not not clear. The words make sense but also they don’t, which is sort of the whole thing. Like when someone says “no yeah” and you’re like, cool, totally. Even if you’re not. Especially if you’re not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat says it how it says it. Loud, a little sideways, kinda messy—but with confidence. The brim? 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